Elder Demotivational Poster
TECH SAVY SENIORS -
1st Date -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!
GRANDMA'S GUN SHOW -
FELT NOT MEASURED -
MATURITY - is over-rated
GRANNY'S GARDEN - Something about gardening seemed to keep the old gal going.
HOW TO EMBARRASS YOUR CHILD -
ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Becoming more manly everyday !!
Last Words -
RESPECT THE ELDERS -
NOT A YOUNG GRASSHOPPER -
LOVE YOUR ELDERS - Pays... once they die
COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag
THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.
HAPPINESS - Is not something you feel. It's something you remember.
A WELDERS HAT FROM THE 30S. - Badass
Pole Dancing -
The Aged And ADHD -
SUPPORT GROUPS -
Senile Senior -
Little Secrets -
DEATH - Am I dead yet? Am i dead yet? Am i dead yet?
THE ELDERLY - Senior citizens are uncomfortable when the volume is at any even number under 40.
CADILLAC - Retirees and Rappers agree
THANK THE ELDER GODS - Spring has finally come to Innsmouth!
NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym
GOT SKILLS? -
ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - A man of many moods
FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD - The first church in history to be taken over by Elder God Douche!
BEHOLD - The devoted disciples of Elder God Douchebag!
True Love -
Poor Old Gramps -
FIXED INCOME -
Duhmentia T-Shirts -
The Past -
I SAID SLOW DOWN MISS DAISY -
LESBIAN PROTEST - I haven't seen this many Upset Ol' Bitties since I had a wardrobe malfunction with my Track Pants at BINGO.
LIFE - Elderly men live life even if it feels degrading. Elderly women live long enough to ensure it does.
ELDERCARE FILES - Scenario # 13 : Elder person regrets an unruly spunky youth spent wastefully. Experiment : Flash the above picture. Result : 99% reported instant stress relief
FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!
E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.
STEMMING THE ROSE - we're around each other an'... this thing, It grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place. ... at the wrong time..
ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?
THANK THE ELDER GODS FOR SUMMER! - I am gonna eat me a bunch of those! then I might have some grapes....
ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - His taste in fashion changes with the weather. Backless or no? With or without a helmet? Ahhhhhhh damned decisions!
GOD'S INFERIORITY TO EGD - Come on! he doesn't even have a Bacon Age button!
OMG! OMG! - You got one! Do you know how hard it is to GET one?
ER, EXCUSE ME FOLKS . . . - . . . just had an unexpected bowel movement, I'll be back in a sec.
CALL OF DUTY - I think we know how EGD got his title now
At My Age -
'Course I'm Speeding -
Good Deeds -
Break Dancing -
Read Between The Lines -
Merry Cthulhumas -