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Elder Demotivational Poster


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm

GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.

1st Date -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!



TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic

MATURITY - is over-rated


TAGS: age elderly life sadness
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
Great job!
Greeny - March 30, 2011, 5:09 am
Love it, but hate the possibility...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:34 pm
Perhaps.... but I often choose to cater to the intellignet or witty.
Arvantillian - March 29, 2011, 6:48 am
good post, but a bit deep for the average moe
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 12:39 am
Waste of time.... it's too quiet here.
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 12:34 am
Actually, it's eldery-oriented... and Google is cool with that.
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 12:15 am
It's bordering adult-oriented, but I kept it tasteful, thanks!
ICEMAN - March 28, 2011, 11:56 pm
Truly amazing work, Aggy. Brings on a new enthusiasm.
Cubbybear - March 28, 2011, 12:46 pm
this poster says it all...the future will be lonely
GySgt1811 - March 28, 2011, 9:03 am
Yes. It's hard...

GRANNY'S GARDEN - Something about gardening seemed to keep the old gal going.


TAGS: an elderly sense of humor
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 6:48 pm

nice...huge lolz! 5L

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Becoming more manly everyday !!

Last Words -

TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm




TAGS: wisdom elder lamborghini park fail
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bolverk37782 - February 9, 2012, 12:51 pm
Size Twelve Ego, Size Four Soul!!:-)

LOVE YOUR ELDERS - Pays... once they die

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.

TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their vagina.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.

HAPPINESS - Is not something you feel. It's something you remember.


TAGS: welders hat from the 30s
Rating: 2.14/5
Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:47 pm
That is pretty original & badass, well done.
todesengel - September 18, 2008, 1:34 am
I saw rocketman once...
Badasswelder - June 30, 2008, 12:20 pm
Brilliant! About time something original was uploaded.

Pole Dancing -

TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.

The Aged And ADHD -


TAGS: elderly late night
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:37 pm
Well a less naggy thank you!
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 12:49 am
Perfect. 5 naggy L

Senile Senior -


TAGS: old elderly life age
Rating: 4.83/5

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crankyhead - March 21, 2011, 1:17 pm
5imply perfect.

Little Secrets -

Seniors -

TAGS: special soup elderly bigger better rerun can nowsee the w
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:43 pm

I've always though that alphabet soup was discriminatory against the vision impaired. This is a step in the right direction, but what about the blind? Where's the braille alphabet 5oup?

DEATH - Am I dead yet? Am i dead yet? Am i dead yet?


TAGS: elderly uncouple
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 11, 2010, 3:47 pm

you sure the reason has nothing to do with the fact I live in a box under a bridge?

THE ELDERLY - Senior citizens are uncomfortable when the volume is at any even number under 40.

TAGS: tv elderly humor didyouknow sound
Rating: 4.15/5

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spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:38 am
5L and I feel uncomfortable when the volume is not on a multiple of 5

CADILLAC - Retirees and Rappers agree

THANK THE ELDER GODS - Spring has finally come to Innsmouth!

TAGS: elder gods chuthulu
Rating: 3.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 5, 2010, 2:39 pm
Go fightin' cephalopods! I'a I'a Cthulu!
IllicoPresto - May 4, 2010, 6:53 pm

NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym


TAGS: creativity art children elderly
Rating: 3.1/5

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CloudchaserS - January 14, 2012, 11:28 pm
Or one of those art snobs who consider it "art" when all the artist really did was randomly splatter and smear something on a canvas like a comedian going for a cheap, easy to get laugh
OSA - January 14, 2012, 5:26 pm
Unless your name is "Picasso"

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - A man of many moods

TAGS: elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.85/5

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raziel - June 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
good job making a giant squid look cute lol :P

FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD - The first church in history to be taken over by Elder God Douche!

BEHOLD - The devoted disciples of Elder God Douchebag!

Florida -

TAGS: elderly florida god waiting room
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:07 am
Sad thing? I understood it just fine!
spacedog - July 5, 2013, 8:14 pm
What the heck did I type last night? (*they hope, and *It could, yeesh.) Still deserves 5 hockey sticks.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:44 am
Bahaha...thanks dawg!
spacedog - July 4, 2013, 8:34 pm
HA! The hope at any rate. T could be they're getting acclimated for HEdoublehockeysticks. 5L

True Love -

TAGS: love guarantees forever falsehoods elderly
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nah, I was cutting onions. In a dusty room. With a chainsaw that was burning oil. During allergy season. (5L BTW)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:53 pm
Okay, you did the near impossible...I have no smartass reply! Thanks Mr. Gary
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
Thank you dawg. Next time you're digging for nuggets, might consider flinging the boogers AWAY from your eyes hun.
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:38 am
Ruby? Told ya not to take yer love to town.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:14 pm
Dang, I got something in my eye. Very well done, Miss P.

Poor Old Gramps -

TAGS: elderly dining payment upfront dies
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:46 am
You are more than welcome to use it...just don't let them know it was me...teehee.
Iconoclast - July 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
So good that I would like to send it to the editor of our active 55 community newsletter - if that is ok with you
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:57 pm
Well thanks hun! Glad you enjoyed it.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 4:41 pm



TAGS: elderly couple pizza pie taste like their sofa
Rating: 4.87/5

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ughomer - February 24, 2013, 6:00 pm
Perfect sentiment!

Duhmentia T-Shirts -

The Past -

TAGS: respect elderly war hero cultures
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - April 22, 2013, 7:59 pm


Bookstore -

TAGS: elderly men bookstore fiction interest
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - August 27, 2014, 8:48 am
Just a small chapter; ‘The Withered Winkie vs The Hoary Hoohoo’ right before the chapter; ‘Shoehorns Aren’t Just For Shoes’ tucked away in the book titled ‘Whore Hounds and Younger Dawgs’ (I may just do this)
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:40 am
Is that volume 3 or 4?
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:39 am
Well...the gals were tired of standing in the sci-fi section.
GaryO - August 26, 2014, 8:26 am
Geez, Missy, drive it home, whydontcha. I could write a book on the subject....wait.
Greybeard - August 26, 2014, 5:19 am
You swore you wouldn't give out my address Miss Priss..?


TAGS: love relationship elderly companion pride
Rating: 4.61/5

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AudioStalker - August 4, 2010, 11:56 am
Touching Motifake indeed. Growing old... SUddenly doesn't look that bad...
Sean - August 3, 2010, 2:44 pm
You lost me at "and/or" ... *smug Canadian snickers*
Bartimaeus - August 3, 2010, 2:06 pm
Yeah, that's the real difference between our countries. Americans wear their pride on our sleeves. Which is probably why we're often seen as obnoxious and/or ostentatious in our patriotism.
Sean - August 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thanks for that, B. but I meant what the H given the tag situation. And don't forget our understated smugness -- we're quietly very proud of that too.
Bartimaeus - August 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
What does it mean to be Canadian? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCG8lo0hJh4 From what I can tell, you come from a great comedic tradition. Oh, and the Star Trek guy was Canadian, so you have space travel. 5/5
Sean - August 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
Sean - August 3, 2010, 12:09 pm
That dude's lucky. My wife won't even tell me when the tag is sicking outta the back of my t-shirt. I asked her about that one time and she said, "But Honey, we're Canadian." What the H does that mean?


TAGS: miss daisy elderly fun
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - August 15, 2013, 8:23 am
In Soviet Russia...

LESBIAN PROTEST - I haven't seen this many Upset Ol' Bitties since I had a wardrobe malfunction with my Track Pants at BINGO.

LIFE - Elderly men live life even if it feels degrading. Elderly women live long enough to ensure it does.

ELDERCARE FILES - Scenario # 13 : Elder person regrets an unruly spunky youth spent wastefully. Experiment : Flash the above picture. Result : 99% reported instant stress relief


TAGS: people for the elderly taking of animals
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:48 am
It's about time.....You Mexicans sleep too late, I was aboot to send you an e-mail.
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:47 am
And like the Lone Ranger, all Aggy leaves.... is the silver bullet
Faceplant31 - December 29, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow! Someone is looking for the ban hammer early this morning! Name is kinda ironic!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:45 am
Wow, such eloquent epithets. you should have stayed in school
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 10:45 am
tosser banned.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:42 am
Why are you such a dick-licking little turd? Please kill yourself, at least for your own sake. BTW, no one likes you!
gil - December 28, 2009, 10:14 pm
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 Cruela Deville's
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:35 pm
I think my guys know her
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's 5 kinds of brilliant, man. lol
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 8:32 pm
Nice twist to the caption 5L


TAGS: elder god
Rating: 3.52/5
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:40 pm
5L's because its funny as hell
boeweizer - November 5, 2009, 9:09 pm
perhaps its the second Tuesday of the month? ( that's free-balling Tuesday )

FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!

E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.

TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....

STEMMING THE ROSE - we're around each other an'... this thing, It grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place. ... at the wrong time..

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Is he gone? Is he still here? Not knowing is killing me! Or is that what he wants to see happen?

TAGS: elder god douchebag please hang around for a while longer mkay
Rating: 3.11/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 6:16 pm
Good one man....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 29, 2009, 7:41 pm
EGD is the funniest guy ever. Besides me.

THANK THE ELDER GODS FOR SUMMER! - I am gonna eat me a bunch of those! then I might have some grapes....

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - His taste in fashion changes with the weather. Backless or no? With or without a helmet? Ahhhhhhh damned decisions!

GOD'S INFERIORITY TO EGD - Come on! he doesn't even have a Bacon Age button!

OMG! OMG! - You got one! Do you know how hard it is to GET one?

TAGS: elder god douche ticket
Rating: 2.5/5

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GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
funny, .com tagged, but funny
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well done sir! An instant Fav for me!

ER, EXCUSE ME FOLKS . . . - . . . just had an unexpected bowel movement, I'll be back in a sec.

CALL OF DUTY - I think we know how EGD got his title now

TAGS: elder god douche call duty
Rating: 2/5

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Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I know it is not, but that looks a lot like Far Cry 2.

Stress -

At My Age -

TAGS: elderly definition happy hour naps
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:59 pm
Figured you'd appreciate this one Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:05 am
Oh, HELL yeah

'Course I'm Speeding -

TAGS: elderly driving speeding memory destination
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:35 pm
Thank Mr. Gary!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 10:17 pm
Gswd, you guys are killin' it! 5av

Good Deeds -

TAGS: deeds elderly seat bus crash driver
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2017, 2:13 pm
That's nothing you should see my winter driving talents teehee
ipaprime - May 23, 2017, 5:43 am
He should have known better, than to let you drive.
MissPriss - May 22, 2017, 10:40 pm
thnx 'cern
MissPriss - May 22, 2017, 10:37 pm
Damn rights!
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:44 am
I guess Canadians can e funny after all. :-B
concern3 - May 22, 2017, 5:51 am
nice, fake right go left, UP yours

Break Dancing -

TAGS: elderly man world stage break dancing leg sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2016, 12:36 am
Or a hip or two crotchety...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:45 am
Like LITERALLY break a leg!^

Read Between The Lines -

TAGS: elderly woman reading everything fine print
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:52 pm
I'm all for using the excuse that works! ESPECIALLY when exceeding the speed limit! If the po-po will let me go-go without a ticket? I'm happy!! LOL! My fave? "I sneezed!" It WORKED!! LOL!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:58 pm
Are you trying to insinuate that I'm old, blind or should be driving in the Indy 500? Don't care what you think of me...I'm keeping the 5L's!
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:45 am
Any excuse that'll work, right Prissy? I can think of allllll kinds of interesting things to get away with using this one! Starting with the speed limit.... 5L LOL!
MissPriss - April 5, 2015, 2:00 pm
'cern deep down I always knew you were a sweet little old lady...glad you finally "came" out...teehee thanks for the vote
concern3 - April 5, 2015, 4:06 am
5er I can relate

Merry Cthulhumas -

TAGS: xmas cthulhu lets show some love for the elder gods ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
This pretty much covers the holidays from Oct thru Jan
Sho - December 26, 2014, 10:37 pm
looks like the cover of some kind of fairy tale book lol
JesusWept - December 26, 2014, 11:25 am
LOL very cool! L L L L L

Prostitution -


TAGS: elderly marriage prenup agreement security
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:10 pm
Thanks Igs glad you like it.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:55 pm

OMG...too funny!
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 8:33 pm
Glad to know that...I love to give others a good chuckle.
Sho - September 6, 2013, 8:21 pm
Lmfao at the poster and comment5
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 8:15 pm
Greeny, it says the aged, not the dead...teehee.
Greeny - September 6, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ha! more like every 5th Friday